After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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