This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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