ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
