kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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