real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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