3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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