Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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