I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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