we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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