There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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