grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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