They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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