so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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