I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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