The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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