I heard we made out
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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