Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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