I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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