We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
there is glitter all over my balls
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