so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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