Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
