no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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