hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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