plz talk dirty to me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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