PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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