Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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