D3 body, D1 cock
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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