I must be too annoying 4 u.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize