dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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