No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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