I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
