before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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