Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize