Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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