even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Enjoy the penises
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
