she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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