My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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