you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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