Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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