i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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