If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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