"it" just moved
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
