i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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