you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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