Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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