its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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