I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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