Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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