I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
the liver wants what the liver wants
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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