: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just want to make out with him forever
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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