so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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