shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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