It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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